Three dogs are walking down the street when they spot an enticing female poodle. The German Shepherd, English Bulldog and the Mexican Chihuahua approach the poodle to win her … …
A very tall man named Little Johnny walks into a bar and a lady recognizes him as a pro Rugby player. They start to talk, and eventually go back … …
My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake). One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar. … …
Three flies in a trashcan get trapped overnight in a bathroom. The first fly goes to the sink, the second fly stays in the tub, and the third fly … …
A group of primary school kids, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Randwick races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was … …
After a meeting, the wife was coming out of a hotel and she was looking for her car keys. They were not in her pockets. A quick search in … …
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller, “I want to open a f*cking checking account.” The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, … …
There was this old man from Texas who decided to do a little travelling and when he got as far north as Kansas City he was feeling pretty horny … …
A game show host is talking to a rabbit The host looks at his question card. “Okay, here is your first question: What is 7 plus 5?” “Twelve”, replied … …
God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot in life. There was an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen. The elephant complained, “Lord, I HATE THIS TRUNK … …