An Old Man And His Grandson Head Down. –
An 0ld man and his grandson head down a gravel road to go fishing. The old man has a six-pack of beer. The grandson says ‘hey, grampa, that looks … …
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Jake And Saul Are Two Old Retired Widowers. –
Jake and Saul are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. Much of their relationship is based on … …
A Man Went To An Auction. –
One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on an exotic parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. … …
The Police Dispatch Picks Up The Phone. –
The police dispatch picks up the phone and writes down the call for help: “Please send someone urgent, a cat has broken in!” The police dispatcher responded, “Sir, I … …
Three Sisters Were All Getting Married. –
Three virgin sisters were all getting married within a short time period. Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started and made them all … …
A Mother And Her Son Were Flying Southwest Airlines. –
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, … …
An Old Cowboy Walks Into A Bar. –
An old Cowboy Bob walks into a bar and after two steps in, he realizes it’s a Gay Bar. What the heck,’ he says to himself, ‘I really want … …
The Old Man Applied For The Wine Tester. –
At a winery, the regular wine taster had died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. An old drunkard, with a ragged and dirty look … …
Two Eagles Are Soaring Along. –
Two eagles are soaring along, Then suddenly a passenger jet screams past them. One eagle says to the other, “Wow, did you see how fast that thing was moving?” … …
The Teacher Asked The Class To Use The Word “Fascinate” In A Sentence. –
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we … …