Johnny Was Going To His Father’s House.
Little Johnny was going to his father’s house one day and he was packing everything in his room and putting it in his little red wagon. He was walking to … …
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A Little Girl Is Walking Her Dog.
A little girl is walking her dog when a priest comes along and says, “Hello, little girl. What’s your name?” She says, “Rosepetal.” He says, “That’s a nice name.” She … …
An Old Man Had A Female Donkey.
There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesn’t know what to do … …
TWO ELDERLY NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE.
TWO ELDERLY NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE. AS THEY PASSED BY THE BEER COOLER, ONE NUN SAID TO THE OTHER, ” WOULDN’T A NICE COOL BEER OR TWO … …
An Old Husband And Wife Went To Breakfast.
An 82-year-old husband and 80-year wife went to breakfast at a restaurant, Where the ‘seniors’ special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. ‘Sounds good,’ the wife … …
A Newly Married Sailor Was Informed By The Navy.
A newly married sailor was informed by the navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a … …
Johnny Wanted To Play A Game.
Little Johnny’s dad asked if Little Johnny wanted to play a game Little Johnny asked, “What game is it”? His Dad replied saying “For the next hour, sit on the … …
A Farmer Who Had A Horse And A Goat.
There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat. One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your horse has a virus. … …
New Captain comes To A Dessert Outpost.
A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up … …
Two Old Women Were Talking About Their S*x Lives.
Two old women were talking about their s*x lives. Ethel was upset because her sex life had really died, while Mildred said her s*x life was great. Mildred counseled Ethel, … …