When Teacher Questioned Little Johnny’s Drawing.
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to one little boy who … …
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A Couple Just Got Married.
A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his … …
An Avid Duck Hunter Was In The Market.
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a … …
A Circus Owner Walked Into A Bar.
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside-down pot and a duck tap dancing … …
A Man Goes To The Movie Theatre With His Duck.
A man goes to the movie theatre with his duck. The ticket agent looks at the man and then at the duck, which is on a leash. The ticket agent … …
The Lawyer Went Duck Hunting In Rural Texas.
In a big-city, California, the lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of … …
A Little 10-Year-Old Girl Was Walking Home.
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her: After following along for a while, … …
Johnny Was At School.
Little Johnny was at school one day, his teacher made a conversation about work careers: Little Johnny said. My dad’s a magician and a very good one at that.” His … …
Two Guys Are Walking Through The Woods.
Two guys are walking through the woods one day when they stumble across a big deep hole. The first guy peers into it and says, “Wow! That looks deep.” The … …
An Atheist Was Walking Through The Woods.
An atheist was walking through the woods admiring the nature around him. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals,” he said to himself: As he was walking alongside … …