An Old Man Boarded An Aeroplane.
A man boarded an aeroplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was … …
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An Elderly Woman With Her Her Little Grandson.
An elderly woman and her little grandson, whose face was sprinkled with bright freckles, spent the day at the zoo. Lots of children were waiting in line to get their … …
A Woman Is Sitting Next To The L.Johnny.
A beautiful woman is sitting next to little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive. The Captain comes on the … …
A Woman Was Out Golfing.
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a … …
Paddy Is On “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire “.
Paddy is on “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire ” and he is doing rather well. He is at the final question for a million pounds with Chris Tarrant (The … …
A Lion Stands Upon His Rock.
A lion stands upon his rock and lets out a large roar. Immediately, every animal goes up to the lion and crowds around him. “I have heard rumours from one … …
An Old Man Wants To Play Golf.
A Little Old Man Wants to Play Golf One Day. He walks into the pro shop and they pair him up with two other golfers, Jesus and Moses. On the … …
Arthur Like To Play Golf Every Day.
Arthur is 75 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m … …
A Young Man Wanted To Purchase A Gift.
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for her birthday. As they had not been dating very long, it was a very difficult decision. After … …
Johnny Blows Up His Balloon.
A little Johnny blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he’s liable to break … …