A Wife Comes Home Late One Night.
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two. She … …
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The Activist Asks The Rancher.
A PETA activist visits a small ranch in Montana After meeting the farmhands and inspecting the facilities, the activist asks the rancher: “So, what do you give to the pigs … …
There Was Another Football Game With The Animals.
During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half-time, the … …
Paddy And Mick At The Unemployment Office:
Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office: When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, “Knicker Stitcher, i sew da elastic onto ladies’ knickers and … …
The Mother-In-Law Arrives Home.
The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. “What happened Paddy?” she asks anxiously. “What happened?? I’ll … …
L.Johnny Farts In The Classroom.
Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out! He goes and sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing. The principal walks … …
A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop.
A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop. The butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The dog barks twice. … …
A Lady And Her Dog Were Enjoying A Stroll.
A lady and her dog were enjoying a stroll in the park when her dog was mounted from behind by a large Rottweiler. The Rot was really humping away and … …
Two Elderly Women Visiting An Art Exhibition.
Two elderly women visiting an art exhibition were staring intently at a painting entitled “Home for Lunch”. The painting was of three naked black men sitting on a park bench. … …
Four Older Women Are Sitting.
Four older women are sitting around playing Bridge. The first lady says, “You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is something I must get … …