The Mommy Whale Went Up To The Daddy Whale.
The mommy whale went up to the daddy whale after taking a pregnancy test. She says to him, “Honey! I’m pregnant again! Can you believe it?” With tears of joy, … …
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A Man Takes His Rottweiler To The Vet.
A man takes his rottweiler to the vet. “Can you have a look at him?” he says, “I think he’s cross-eyed” So the vet picks up the dog and examines … …
Jesus Was Relaxing In Heaven.
One day when Jesus was relaxing in Heaven, He happened to notice a familiar-looking old man. Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus asked him, “Did you, … …
The Hypnotist At A Senior Home.
The Hypnotist at a Senior Home It was entertainment night at the senior citizens’ centre. After the community sing-along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the … …
A Female Class Teacher Was Having A Problem With A Boy.
A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her 3rd-grade class. The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my … …
A Man Locked Up In Prison For 15 Years.
A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young … …
Three Squirrels Were Sitting On Animal Hides.
Three squirrels were sitting on animal hides… The first squirrel was sitting on a rabbit hide and weighed one pound. The second squirrel was sitting on a wolf hide and … …
A Man And His Hippo Walk Into A Bar.
It’s about 5 pm, but they’re ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, and eating peanuts. As the night goes on they … …
An Elderly Gentleman Was On His Deathbed.
An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and a nurse stood close by Then he spoke: “Bill, you take the Beverly Hills houses.“ Mary, … …
An Officer Pulls Over An Elderly Gentleman.
An officer pulls over an elderly gentleman who’s driving three ladies down the highway. “Do you know why I pulled you over, sir?” asks the officer. “No sir, I haven’t … …