Little Johnny, His Father And His Mother Are Having Dinner.
A boy, his father and his mother are having dinner. But the boy doesn’t want to eat his broccoli. – Eat your broccoli! – says the mother. – No! – … …
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A Wife Is Frying Eggs.
A wife is frying eggs for her husband in the morning Suddenly the husband appears behind the wife’s back and says: “Careful, CAREFUL, put more fat in the pan! You’re … …
An Old Fisherman Makes Camp Up In The North Country.
An old fisherman makes camp up in the north country near a blue-green lake, and in the morning he starts to make breakfast. As he’s cooking, a little family of … …
A Lion Woke Up One Morning.
A lion woke up one morning with the urge to assert his superiority over his fellow beasts. He strode over to a monkey, and roared “Who is the Mightiest of … …
A Store Attending To Senior Customers And Offering Discounts.
A store announces that from 8:00 to 9:30 am they’ll only be attending to senior customers and offering discounts. By 7:30 there was already a big line of grandpas and … …
A Senior Doing Useful Things With Her Time.
A senior doing useful things with her time Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time………. Like sitting around the pool and … …
A City Mouse Had A Country Mouse Stay For The Weekend.
A city mouse had a country mouse stay for the weekend, and spent the whole time offering urban advice. On the last evening of the country mouse’s visit, they were … …
Two Men Were Playing A Slow Round Of Golf.
Two men were having a slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the course. … …
Johnny Sees His Father Sitting, Reading The Paper.
Little Johnny sees His father sitting, reading the paper. He goes up to his father and says “Daddy, where do babies come from?” The father says “I’m busy…go ask your … …
An 80 Year Old Woman Walks Into A Tattoo Shop.
An 80-year-old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies “Well, ok where would you … …