A Young Man Named Chuck Bought A Horse.
A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up … …
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A Bar Advertised For A Piano Player.
A sign in the window of a bar advertised a Piano Player… And one day a scroungy-looking old guy entered the bar asking about the job. The bartender was put … …
Johnny Was Playing In His Room.
Little Johnny was playing in his room,… when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce. “Why Daddy?” asked a confused Little Johnny. … …
A Crows Were Found On The Side Of A Motorway.
About a year ago, 100 dead crows were found on the side of a motorway. Upon investigation, The crows were found to have been hit by vehicles and were covered … …
An Old Man Has Spent Many Days Crossing Texas.
An old cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He’s crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed … …
Animal Has To Bring Meat.
One day a bear announced in the woods that every animal has to bring him meat tomorrow And if any don’t bring it he’ll whip their back with his d!ck. … …
Johnny Brought Home His History Test.
Little Johnny brought home his history test result, it was 90. His father was so happy with it. However, his mother, Karen, just couldn’t believe her son got 90 in … …
A Married Woman Comes Home.
A married woman comes home early and finds her husband having ferocious s** with a young attractive woman in their marital bed. She immediately says: “You bastard, you son of … …
A Woman Goes To The Store To Buy A Parrot
A woman goes to the store to buy a parrot as a family pet. As she walks into the pet shop, she asks the owner, “How much are your parrots?” … …
A Mouse And Giraffe’s Affair.
A Mouse and Giraffe’s affair A mouse and a lion walk into a bar, and they’re sitting there chugging away at a few ales when a giraffe walks in. “Get … …