The Church Was Cooking A Pot Of Her Famous Beans.
One of the matrons of the church was cooking a pot of her famous beans for the church potluck. Her son, Little Johnny,… Came running through the house, BB gun … …
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The Young Couple Invited Their Aged Pastor For Sunday Dinner.
The young couple invited their aged pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. “Goat,” the … …
A Chicken Walks Into The Library.
A chicken walks into the library, marches to the desk, and says: “Book, book, BOOK!” The librarian hands over a couple of novels and watches the chicken as it leaves … …
The Grandfather Likes To Spends Time With His Grandson.
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son’s family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old Little Johnny … …
Two Italians On A Bus.
TWO ITALIANS ON A BUS ! NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH! A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. An old … …
The Police Pick Up The Phone.
The police dispatch picks up the phone and writes down the call for help: “Please send someone urgent, a cat has broken in!” The police dispatcher responded, “Sir, I don’t … …
The Only Cow In A Small Kentucky.
The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in … …
An Old Man Was Sitting At A Bar.
An old man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the elderly man could … …
An Old Lady Went Into A Bar In Dallas.
An old lady went into a bar in Dallas, TX and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. … …
A Lady Was At Work.
A lady was at work when she heard her new message alert tone blazing. Looking at the phone, she realized that it was from her husband. She went on and … …