There Was Once A Woman Who Owned A Dog.
There was once a woman who owned a dog named T!tsw!ggle. One day when she came home from work she discovered that her beloved dog had run away. She was … …
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A Bus Carrying Many People Crashed On An Icy Road.
A bus carrying many people crashed on an icy road, burst into flames and everyone died: Upon arrival in heaven, God said. “Since you have died in a terrible way, … …
Three Guys Were Sitting In A Biker Bar.
Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw the … …
The Telephone Rang At Little Johnny’s House.
The telephone rang at little Johnny’s house. Little Johnny answers the phone and whispers ”Hello”. The man on the other end of the line says “ Hello, is your Dad … …
A Doctor Is Sitting In His Office.
A doctor is sitting in his office and is waiting for his next patient A man enters the room. He tells the doctor that he has a back injury from … …
A Man That Owned A Giant Gorilla.
There was once a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d never left it on its own. But eventually he had to go on a business … …
L.Johnny Was Busy Sleeping In The Class.
Little Johnny was busy sleeping in the class when the lesson was going on. The teacher caught him and asked him. Teacher: Why are you sleeping while I was teaching? … …
An Old Golfer Was Hitting His Ball.
An old golfer was hitting his ball near a water hazard and his club fell into the water. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you … …
A London Lawyer Runs A Stop Sign.
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer, from … …
Johnny’s Mother Decided To Tell Him All About Making Babies.
Little Johnny’s mother decided to tell him all about making babies, So she had “the talk” with him. Afterwards, Little Johnny just sat there silently for a while. “Do you … …