Funny

An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the backyard. Then they heard voices. Three … …

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist’s desk, … …

An old man was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. “This is exciting,” thought the old man. “I’ve always been … …

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 … …

A lion walks up to a zebra A lion’s walking in the woods and comes up to a zebra and the lion says, “you know something zebra? You are a … …

The 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud lady, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o’clock, with her hair fashionably coiffed and makeup perfectly applied, even though she is legally … …

A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank’s call centre. “Is that the High Street branch?” she asked. “No madam,” … …

A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having s*x for two weeks.” The … …

A beautiful woman is sitting next to little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive. The Captain comes on the … …

One day, an out-of-work mime was visiting a zoo. He starts up his act, but just as he starts drawing a crowd, a zookeeper grabs the mime and pulls him into his … …