Funny

There is a mommy stork, a daddy stork, and a baby stork. One day, daddy didn’t come home for dinner. Mommy and baby were very worried. When dad came home … …

A chicken walks into the library, marches to the desk, and says: “Book, book, BOOK!” The librarian hands over a couple of novels and watches the chicken as it leaves … …

A mother and her teen daughter arrive at the doctor’s office. The doctor says, “Okay, what seems to be the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter Suzie. She keeps … …

The town elders were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. A member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. Another suggested holding a raffle each … …

A newly ordained priest is nervous about hearing confessions and asks an older priest to observe one of his sessions to give him some tips. After a few minutes of … …

A hunter went out to hunt for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo. After riding … …

Monday morning in school and teacher is asking her class what they got up to over the weekend. Little Johnny puts his hand up, “Miss, Miss, I went to look … …

A farmer decides its time to tell his son how he breeds the animals. He explains about the cows and the bull, the mares and the stallion and the ewes … …

Little Johnny failed his math test dismally. His mark was so bad, his teacher called home to have a word with his dad. When he returned home that afternoon, his father … …