A Boss Says To His Secretary.
A boss says to his secretary “we are travelling abroad for the week so make arrangements” . The secretary makes call to her husband “my boss and i will be … …
Funny
A Mother Visits Her Son, Who Lives With A Girl Roommate.
A Mom visits her son Little Johnny for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. … …
Family Of Moles Waked Up One Morning.
A family of moles wakes up one morning to the smell of pancakes. The father mole heads up to check things out. From the entrance to their den, the smell is a … …
An American Soldier Was Going Back To London.
After World War II, an American soldier was going back to London from the front. He was on a very crowded train, and was looking for a seat, but the … …
A Farmer Is Lazily Laying.
A farmer is lazily laying on the ground… Lounging in the morning sun next to his donkey when a man on a bike rides up and asks “Excuse me, do … …
Two Old Men Were Picked Up By The Cops For Smoking Dope.
Two old men were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice men, and … …
Johnny Sit Next To His Teacher.
Little Johnny wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch. However, the teacher looked at the student with ann arrogant face and said, “A swan hasn’t been … …
A Woman Went To A Lawyer To Discuss Divorcing Her Husband.
A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband. “Don’t you love him anymore,” asked the lawyer? “Oh, I still love him,” the woman replied. “But, all he … …
A Young Man Was Staying On A Farm.
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt and uncle walked into the kitchen and the young man … …
A Young Man Buys A Chicken Farm.
A young man buys a chicken farm out in the country. He doesn’t know much about chickens, So he decides to go consult with some of the locals. He finds … …