A Man In A Suit Approaches A Young Lady.
A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. “Don’t you have a girlfriend?” she asked. “Guys … …
Funny
An Old Owl Was Perched On A Tree.
An old owl was perched on a tree on top of a hill one very cold night: He looked down in the valley and saw a light in a window … …
The Bull Is Scaring The Cows.
Little Johnny, a city boy, goes to visit his grandpa on the farm. On his first day there, he goes to his grandfather: “Oy, gramps, your bull is f*cking the … …
An Old Man Is Sitting.
An old man is sitting with his grandson in his hunting cabin… Among the walls are the mounted heads and pelts of animals he had taken down over the years. … …
An Elderly Lady Was Invited To An Old Friends.
An elderly lady was invited to an old friend’s home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with … …
Johnny The Professor Was Discussing The High Glucose Levels.
In a biology class, Johnny the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (FRESHMAN) raised her hand and asked, “If I understand, you’re saying … …
A Woman Was Out Golfing.
A Woman Was Out Golfing One Day when She Hit the Ball into the Woods: She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a … …
A Man Was Sitting In A Bar One Day.
A man was sitting in a bar one day. Two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So he said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from … …
A Big City Doctor Visits An Indian Tribe.
A big-city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks “How do you guys relieve your s*xual tension?” “Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we’ll … …
An Old Man Is Alone.
An old man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful uniformed woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides that, because she’s wearing … …