Two Elderly Folks In A Nursing Home.
Two elderly folks in a nursing home wanted to get married. Their doctor took each one into his office separately to try and talk them out of it. He called … …
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An Elderly Gentleman Was In The Kitchen.
An elderly gentleman was in the kitchen and had taken down the wall clock, placing it on the floor in front of him. Then he turned on the kitchen radio … …
An Elderly Spinster Who Was A Dog Lover.
An elderly spinster who was a dog lover agreed to look after and house her neighbour’s dog whilst the neighbours went on their holidays: The only problem was that the … …
A Wife Asked Her Husband To Drop Her Off At A Friend’s House.
A wife asked her husband to drop her off at a friend’s house, where a wedding reception was taking place. He responded that he would be too busy throughout the … …
A Dog Got Lost In An African Jungle When A Lion Spotted Him.
Somehow a dog gets lost in an African jungle. As he is finding his way a lion spots him. The lion thinks since the dog is so small he will … …
Barry Had Long Heard The Stories.
Barry had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather, and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th … …
A Vacuum Cleaner Salesman Knocked At The Door.
A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked at the door…. A lady opened it. Before she could speak… The salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow … …
A Man Was Riding On A Full Bus.
A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business. when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby. The baby wouldn’t take it so … …
Judy Married Ted And Had 13 Children.
Judy married Ted and they had 13 children. Ted died. She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident 12 years … …
A Lion Stands Upon His Rock.
A lion stands on his rock and lets out a large roar. Immediately, every animal goes up to the lion and crowds around him. “I have heard rumours from one … …