Little Johnny Accidentally Finds Her Mother Having An Affair.
Little johnny Accidentally Finds Her Mother Having An Affair. Then His Father Calls. “Hello?”, “Hi, honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” “No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the … …
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A Wife Was Celebrating Her Pregnancy News In A Bar.
A man sat at a local bar and said: “This is a special day, I’m celebrating.” “What a coincidence”, said the woman next to him, “I’m celebrating, too”, she said … …
The Baby Pigeon Complained To His Mother.
The baby pigeon complained to his mother before flying a long distance, ‘I can’t make it, I’ll get too tired.’ His mother replied, ‘Don’t worry, I’ll tie a piece of … …
An Irish Daughter Returned Home After 5 Years.
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily. Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye … …
Three Men Died On Christmas Eve.
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. In honor of this holy season, Saint Peter said, you must each possess something … …
Mary Buys A New Sim Card.
Mary buys a new Sim Card. Puts it in her phone and decides to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room. She goes to … …
Little Johnny Is In Class One Day.
Little Johnny is in class one day and little Timmy starts laughing. The teacher says what’s so funny? He said I can see your bra strap. The teacher said don’t … …
A Guy Walks Into A Bar With His Dog.
A guy walks into a bar with his dog and says, I’ll have a Scotch and water and my dog would like a whiskey sour. The bartender says, “Sorry, we … …
The Lion Had An Idea.
The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I’ve seen it on T.V.” He proceeded to … …
An Elderly Man Jake Went To The Doctor.
An Elderly Man Jake went to the doctor and told him he was having a problem, as he was unable to get his manhood erect: The doctor checked him out … …