Funny

A father asked his 10 year old son little Johnny if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” the little Johnny said, bursting into … …

Mrs Davidson’s dishwasher quit working, so she called a Repairman. He couldn’t accommodate her with an evening appointment, and, since she had to go to work the next day, she … …

A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There’s plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he’s doing … …

There was this old man from Texas who decided to do a little traveling and when he got as far north as Kansas City he was feeling pretty horny so … …

A big-shot elderly businessman had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he … …

At school, when little Johnny sees little Suzy he asks her if she’ll climb the flag pole. When she tells him “No”, he offers her $1 to climb it. She … …

Anna complained to her friend Julia how she sometimes found it difficult to initiate s*x with her husband. : “I know a simple trick,” Julia said. Whenever I want to … …

A little lizard is walking through the Australian bush when a voice calls “Hey lizard” The lizard looks up and perched in the tree is a koala smoking a joint. … …

A police station got two new horses, and two cops were assigned to be mounted police officers. They went on a ride and came back pleased. “This horse is great! … …

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he’d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is … …