Three Men Were Working Up On A Cell Phone Tower.
Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the … …
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Johnny Blows Up His Balloon.
A little Johnny blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he’s liable to break … …
A Man Escapes From Prison.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a … …
A Shark Swimming Sees A Squid.
A shark swimming under a Bridge sees a Squid swimming towards him: “How ya goin’ Squid?” He said. In a feeble voice, the Squid replied. “Not too good Mr Shark.” … …
A Man Enters A Pet Shop.
A man enters a pet shop. He wants to buy live mice to feed his python. The man saw the cage with a parrot and begins to examine it. At … …
A Wealthy Old Man Was Lying On His Deathbed.
A wealthy old man was lying on his deathbed, when it occurred to him he had never made a will, so he called his lawyer to help him make his … …
An Old Man Going To Lose His Driving License.
An old man thinks he is going to lose his driving license and all just because of a stupid police officer. The conversation went like this when the old man … …
A Husband’s Phone Rang In Church By Accident.
His phone rang in Church by accident during prayers… The Priest scolded him. The worshippers admonished him after prayer for interrupting the silence. His wife kept on lecturing him on … …
A Teacher Realized That One Of His Students Had Just Stayed Idle.
On break time, a teacher realized that one of his students had just stayed idle like a desolated statue. Wanting to at least cheer him up, the teacher went where … …
A Hen Lays A Shockingly Huge Egg.
A hen lays a shockingly huge egg. News reporters visit the hen for an interview. “This is amazing,” they tell the hen, “a two-pound egg, that’s unheard of! Do you … …