Little Johnny Comes Home From School.
Little Johnny comes home from school one day. As he’s walking to his room, he passes his mother’s room and notices that she’s lying naked on the bed, rubbing herself … …
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A Blind Man Was Walking Down The Street .
A blind man was walking down the street with his dog. They stopped at the corner to wait for the passing traffic. The dog, at this point, started pissing on … …
Two Little Squirrels Were Walking Along In The Forest.
Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, “Oh, look! A Nut!” The second squirrel jumped on it and said, … …
Three Men Were Working Up On A Cell Phone Tower.
Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the … …
Two Men Drove To A Petrol Station.
Two men drove to a petrol station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank. When they … …
The Teacher Asked The Class.
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all … …
A Teacher Is Teaching Third Graders.
A Teacher is teaching third Graders and asks them to name some big animals in Africa. Teacher: Name some big animals in Africa. Johnny: ELEPHANT. Teacher: Very good, Kevin. Anyone … …
Dracula Wanted To Know Which Of His Bats Was The Best.
Dracula wanted to know which of his bats was the best. So, he organised a competition, simply the bat that would drink more blood in less time than others would … …
Two Elderly Irish Drinking Buddies Are Sitting.
Two elderly Irish drinking buddies are sitting at the pub pondering on the future. One says to the other, “You know Mr. O’Shea, we’ve had great sport together for many … …
Murphy Brings His Best Golf Mate Home.
Murphy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open-mouthed and listens to the tirade: … …