Funny

At Sunday School they were taught how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of … …

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While en-route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects … …

When they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up … …

A dog and a cat were having an argument about who is the favourite of humans. The dog says, “Humans like us more. They even named a tooth (canine) after … …

A farmer is in the middle of plowing his field when his tractor runs out of gas. He needs to get back to the farm, but it’s too far for … …

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I want a 12-year-old scotch, and don’t try to fool me because I can tell the difference.” The bartender is … …

An elderly lawyer parks his brand-new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he’s getting out of the car, a semi-trailer comes flying … …

A man and his wife went to a “s*xologist”. The “Doctor” took the husband in first. The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the “Doctor” he had trouble getting … …

Little Johnny and his father went fishing one day. After a couple of hours out in the boat, Little Johnny suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked … …

The Lone Ranger and Tonto have just spent a month riding through the desert before landing up at Prickly Gulch Creek where they go into the saloon for a much-needed … …