A Deer Hunter Just Messed Up Another Hunt.
A deer hunter just messed up another hunt. This happened to him more times than he could count. He would spot a buck, aim, fire and miss. He would sneak … …
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An Old Scottish Jew Decided To Retire.
An old Scottish Jew decided to retire and take up golf, so he applied for membership at a local golf club. About a week later he received a letter that … …
An Old Man Lay Dying In His Bedroom.
While an old man lay dying in his bedroom, His family sat in the living room discussing his funeral arrangements. Son Arthur said: ‘We’ll make a really big thing out … …
A Man Was Having An Affair With An Italian Woman.
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or … …
A Teacher Was Playing A Game With Her Class.
A kindergarten teacher was playing a game with her class. The game involved little hard candies, handing one of each flavour to every student. She told her students to eat … …
Two Friends Are Walking In A Park.
So the guy puts the squirrel in his underpants and they keep walking. Right outside the park, they meet an actual ranger, who says: “Hello guys, have you taken something … …
A Lady Was In A Pet Store.
A lady was in a pet store to buy a parrot. Looking around she noted the prices ranged from $150 to $200. Still wanting to be sure before making any … …
A Woman Meets An Elderly Man In A Bar.
A woman meets an elderly man in a bar. They talk: they connect: they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around … …
Two Nuns Were Followed By A Strange Man.
Two nuns, Sister Dulce and Sister Andrea, are on their way back from the market one evening. It’s already very late, and they have quite a distance left before reaching their … …
Wife Was Preparing Breakfast.
The wife is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. The husband wanders in, still in his pyjamas. She turns to him and says, “I need you to … …