A Man Is Driving Down The Highway Past A Farm.
A man is driving down the highway past a farm. He glances into the vast fields and sees a farmer screwing a sheep. He is utterly disgusted. A minute later, … …
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An Old Lady Worked In Her Family Dairy Farms.
A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation. … …
Two Old Farmers Are Neighbor.
Two old farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors but didn’t like each other much. In 1999, there was a period of -30 degrees centigrade cold and Bob and Joe … …
A Traveling Salesman Was Driving Through Farm.
A travelling salesman was driving through farm country. He took his eye off the road for a second, then all of a sudden “WHAM!” — he ran over a rooster … …
A Farmer Lived Alone With His Pet Dog.
A farmer named Patrick lived alone in the Irish countryside with his pet dog: The dog finally died, and Patrick went to the parish priest, saying. “Father, my dog died. … …
If You Are 50 Or Older You Will Think.
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious shite about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking Twenty-five … …
An Old Half Deaf Husband Is Watching TV.
An old half-deaf husband is watching TV with his wife. They are watching the DYI network on home repair. Every time the wife gets up he flips it to the … …
Two Old Friends Playing Golf.
Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them: “Do … …
L. Johnny Is In School.
Little Johnny is in school and the teacher is asking the meaning of some different works. She asks the class, “What is an oscillator?” Little Johnny never heard that word … …
Johnny Decided To Release Some Energy.
While in line at the bank one afternoon, A Lady’s toddler (Little Johnny) decided to release some pent-up energy and started to run amuck. The mother was finally able to … …