An Old Man Wrote A Will To His Two Lazy Sons.
An old man wrote a will to his two lazy sons: After my death demolishes this house, you will find a metal case down the foundation where you will find … …
Funny
A Man And Woman Were Having A Quiet, Romantic Dinner.
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, taking another order … …
L.Johnny Was With His Mom.
Little Johnny was with his mom as she was driving her old beat-up car on the Highway. She tried to keep up with traffic but they were flying by her. … …
An Unmarried Friend To A Married Friend.
An unmarried friend to a married friend: Is it a truth or a myth that behind every successful man there is a woman..!? Another friend: No, it’s not true it … …
A Crows Were Found On The Side Of A Motorway.
About a year ago, 100 dead crows were found on the side of a motorway. Upon investigation, The crows were found to have been hit by vehicles and were covered … …
An Older Gentleman Was On The Operating Table.
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting a complicated surgery on him and….. he insisted that his son-in-law, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about … …
An Old Man Who Had Been Stranded On A Deserted Island.
One day an old man, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon. “It’s certainly not a ship”, he … …
Brendan O’Hare Was Completely Lost In The Kitchen.
Brendan O’Hare was completely lost in the kitchen and couldn’t even make a plate of soup for himself or boil an egg. He’d never even done the food shopping, but … …
Johnny Was At The Mall.
Little Johnny was at the mall and went into a toy shop, picked up a toy plane, gave the shopkeeper Monopoly money and started to leave. The shopkeeper told him, “Excuse me, … …
A Woman Brought A Very Limp Duck.
A woman brought a very limp duck to a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s … …