Funny

An atheist was walking through the woods admiring the nature around him. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals,” he said to himself: As he was walking alongside … …

One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He … …

There was a woodcutter whose livelihood was chopping trees and selling firewood. One day when he was in a pensive mood and strolling along the riverside, his axe slipped from … …

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and to help with … …

A Married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks … …

Three bulls are standing around overlooking a field full of cows when they overhear the farmer tells one of the cowhands to get the trailer ready to pick up a … …

A man, a squirrel, and 2 bees are going on a road trip. On the road, they run out of gas so the man pulls over. One of the bees … …

A middle-aged male professor receives a knock on the door of his office on campus. After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old … …

One day at the garage, the new hire heard that the old master mechanic knew every acronym for every make and model so he decided to put him to the … …

In a small town, a doctor is about to retire and a young colleague comes to replace him. They visit all the patients together and the old doctor introduces the … …