This Little Old Lady Goes To The Doctor.
This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells, and … …
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An Old French Lady Had A Small Shop In Village.
An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop: They … …
Johnny Failed Law & Decided To Make A Deal With Professor.
Little Johnny failed the law & decided to make a deal with professor Little Johnny: sir, do u know everything about law? Prof: yes Little Johnny; if you can answer … …
A Woman Goes To Training Session.
A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: “Thank you, … …
A Man Was Driving.
A man was driving along a rural road. one day when he saw a three-legged chicken running down the road. He was amused enough to drive alongside it for a … …
A Farmer Is Sitting In The Neighbourhood Bar.
A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?” … …
A Minister Decided To Do Something A Little Different
A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said “Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to … …
Wife Was Busy In Packing Her Clothes.
The wife was busy packing her clothes. Husband – Where are you going? Wife – I’m moving to my mother’s. The husband also starts packing his clothes. Wife – Now … …
A Young Man Named John Received A Parrot.
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was … …
Two Dogs Are Sitting In A Bar.
Two dogs are sitting in a bar. The first says, “wanna hear a joke?” The second dog says “sure!” The first dog says “knock knock.” The second says… WOOF WOOF … …