A Young Boy Enters A Barber Shop.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The … …
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A Couple Were Christmas Shopping.
A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed, and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her … …
Two Men Are Having An Awfully Slow Round Of Golf.
Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the … …
A Mother Found A Candy Bar Wrapper.
Every Sunday afternoon a mother found a candy bar wrapper in her young son’s room. She finally had to ask: “Johnny, why do I find a candy bar wrapper in … …
Johnny Was Talking About Whales.
ShareTweet A little Johnny was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was … …
A German Shepherd, Doberman And Cat Died.
A German Sheperd, Doberman and cat died. All three faces the god who wants to know what they believe in. The german shepherd says: “I believe in discipline and loyalty … …
An Old Lady Is Turning 100.
An old lady is turning 100 She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, post office and the bank with no problems. Since she … …
A Fisherman Was Lying On A Beach.
One day an elderly fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue … …
A Turtle Was Walking Down An Alley In New York.
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York. He was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate. They asked the turtle if he … …
A Snake Asks His Buddy A Question.
There were two snakes talking. The first one said “Sidney, are we the type of snakes that wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they’re dead? Or are … …