Funny

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small flags mounted … …

A donkey was tied to a tree. A demon came and released it. The donkey entered the field of a farmer’s and began to eat everything. The farmer’s wife saw … …

A horse farmer walks into a bar looking depressed. The bartender says hey what’s the matter? The horse farmer says “I have these two horses and I just can’t for … …

Little Johnny is back at school after holidays. After a few days his teacher calls up Little Johnnys dad to report that Johnny has been behaving badly at school. His … …

A man prepares his donkey and dog for a long journey up a mountain. He places a pack straddle on the donkey’s back and fills everything to maximum weight. Because … …

An elderly man had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of … …

An elderly couple, a priest, and a doctor walk into a bar As they are sitting down and drinking, they eventually start talking about conception and the question of “when … …

A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex.” “But you … …

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?” The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bite.” The … …