There Were Two Cows In A Field.
There were two cows in a field. The first cow said “moo” and the second cow said “baaaa.” The first cow asked the second cow, “why did you say baaaa?” … …
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An Old Man Is Driving.
An old man is driving when he gets a frantic call from his wife: “Bernard, please be careful, I just heard on the news that there is a crazy driver … …
An EMT Responds To A Woman’s Call For Help.
When a woman called 911 complaining of difficulty breathing, my husband, Glenn, and his partner—both EMTs—rushed to her home. Glenn placed a sensor on her finger to measure her pulse … …
A Young Bride Was Scouring The Aisles.
A young bride was scouring the aisles of the supermarket. Up and down each aisle she went, then started over again. The store manager noticed this and went over to … …
A Class Professor Was Giving A Lecture.
A class professor was giving a lecture on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them. “Joe,” he asked, “Which company has the slogan, ‘Come … …
A Burglar Broke Into A House.
Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, “Jesús is watching you.” He looked around and saw nothing. … …
A Boy With A Monkey Was Walking Down The Road.
A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, “Now, now young lad, I think you had better take … …
An Old Woman Talks To Her Friend.
A woman told her friend, “I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.” … …
Two Older Gentlemen Went To See A Movie.
Two older gentlemen, Fred and Sam, went to see a movie. Merely minutes into the movie, Sam heard Fred rustling around. It appeared that he was reaching under all of … …
A Man Walks Into A Bar.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, and … …