Funny

A young boy is pulling his wagon up a hill when one of the back wheels falls off and rolls down the hill. The young boy says: “I’ll be darned.” … …

An elderly man went to the doctor for a visit. “Doc,” he says, “I am so sick. I have chest pains, headaches, back pains, nausea, arthritis, constipation, stomach cramps, earaches, … …

A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the banks call centre. “Is that the High Street branch?” she asked. “No madam,” … …

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him. After … …

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers. “Yes,” he said. “I do. My father taught me.” “Good. What comes after three.” “Four,” answered the boy. “What comes … …

The Pearly Gates to Heaven. St Peter is receptionist at the entrance. – A cat shows up. St Peter says “I know you! You were a very nice cat on … …

An old man was traveling on his donkey’s back on a highway Two cops having seen that decide to mess with him, so they approach the man and say -Hey, … …

On her first day at the retirement complex the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules: “The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all … …

An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter, but the boss doesn’t think he’s fit enough. He tells the boss he is able to cut down any tree … …

A certain man wrote a book entitled, “HOW TO CHANGE YOUR WIFE IN 30 DAYS,” and it sold more than 30 million copies within a week. Later on,it was discovered … …