Three Squirrels Were Sitting On Animal Hides.
Three squirrels were sitting on animal hides… The first squirrel was sitting on a rabbit hide and weighed one pound. The second squirrel was sitting on a wolf hide and … …
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A Man Was Complaining To The Old Lady.
An old lady, a difficult independent, use to sit on a bench in a park to feed the pigeons. One day, she brought with her a whole bun of fresh … …
An Old Man Applies For A Job As A Woodcutter.
An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter, but the boss doesn’t think he’s fit enough. He tells the boss he is able to cut down any tree … …
Brian Told His Best Friend Mike About His Marriage Life.
“The thrill is gone from my marriage,” Brian told his best friend Mike. “Why not add some intrigue to your life, and have an affair?” his friend suggested. “But what … …
Johnny’s Clever Deal For The Car.
Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a … …
A Teacher Was Helping One Of Her Kindergarten Students.
A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students. Little Johnny put his boots on? He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, … …
A Wife Is Frying Eggs.
A wife is frying eggs for her husband in the morning Suddenly the husband appears behind the wife’s back and says: “Careful, CAREFUL, put more fat in the pan! You’re … …
Johnny’s Clever Deal For The Car.
Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a … …
Paddy Said To His Wife Mary.
One evening, Paddy said to his wife Mary: “Lets go out to eat tonight.” Mary came back with the classic, “I have nothing to wear.” reply. So Paddy said to … …
A Fly Keeps Annoying A Spider.
A fly keeps annoying a spider, which is building its own web. Annoyed, the spider rages: “live me ‘ye annoying pest!” “Once this web is complete, I will catch you, … …