Johnny Brought Home His History Test Result.
ShareTweet Little Johnny brought home his history test result, it was 90. His father was so happy with it. However, his mother, Karen, just couldn’t believe her son got 90 … …
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An 83-Year-Old Lady Wrote To Her Grandson.
A letter an 83-year-old lady wrote to her grandson. My dear grandson, Some days ago, I experienced something wonderful, which I want to share with you. I went to a … …
An Excellent Old Gentleman Grew Hard Of Hearing.
An excellent old gentleman grew hard of hearing and was beset with apprehension lest he becomes totally deaf. One day, as he rested on a park bench, another elderly citizen … …
An Old Woman Has A Problem With Daughter-In-Law.
Mitsy and Milda were talking about their grandchildren after the holidays. Mitsy said, “My daughter-in-Law stopped making my grandchildren send their thank you notes. Each year I sent the grandchildren a card with … …
Johnny And Billy Were Engaging In The Tradition.
Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honoured tradition of a verbal battle like little boys all over the world. “My Father is better than your Father!” Billy declared. … …
A Woman Went Shopping.
A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse: He could not control his curiosity and … …
A Salesman Is Talking To An Old Farmer.
A salesman is talking to an old farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders: He says. “What on earth is that all … …
An Old Man Woke Up To Find Himself In A Hospital.
After suffering a heart attack and having quadruple bypass surgery, An old man woke up to find himself in a Catholic hospital with nuns taking care of him. As they … …
Morris An Old Man Realized He Needed To Purchase A Hearing Aid.
Morris an old man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. “How much do they cost?” he asked the salesperson. “That … …
A Man Prepares His Donkey And Dog.
A man prepares his donkey and dog for a long journey up a mountain. He places a pack straddle on the donkey’s back and fills everything to maximum weight. Because … …