A Husband Visits The Police Station.
A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet.” … …
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A Boy Is Sitting On The Toilet.
A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what’s up. The … …
A Lion Was Getting Married.
A lion was getting married and all animals attended the wedding. Every animal stood a distance and wished the lion. A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended … …
Two Electricians Request An Old Lady To Move A Wire.
Two men are working on a telephone pole. A little old lady walks by and one of the men yeII to her, “Hey lady, can you move that wire off the sidewalk … …
Two Elderly Drinking Buddies Are Sitting At The Pub.
Two elderly Irish drinking buddies are sitting at the pub pondering on the future. One says to the other, “You know Mr. O’Shea, we’ve had great sport together for many … …
An Elderly Man Had Dinner.
An elderly man had dinner at a very nice restaurant. After he finished his wine, he went to the men’s room, then walked out through the bar: It was a … …
An Old Man Walks Up To The Counter.
An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop holding an old, weathered guitar: “I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar, how much do you think … …
A Man Shouts Frantically Into The Phone.
A man shouts frantically into the phone “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” asks the doctor. “No!” he shouts, … …
Little Johnny Asked Her Mother.
“Hey, Mum,” asked Little Johnny, “Can you give me twenty pounds?” “Certainly not.” “If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what dad said to the maid when you … …
A Busy Farmer Needed Some Help.
A busy farmer needed some help with tending to the animals. His mother-in-law offered to spend some time on his farm, and being as busy as he was, the farmer … …