With all the new technology regarding fertility, An 88-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently: When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, various … …
Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. “Wow…that looks deep.” “Sure does… toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it … …
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Mike, what’s your problem?” Mike answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My … …
An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, “You re pretty good with … …
A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled, “I hope you die … …
An elderly guy gets pulled over by a speed cop as he’s doing 80mph in a 30mph zone. The guy winds his window down as the cop approaches him and … …
An elderly wealthy man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and … …
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says: “Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?” Then … …
Some farmer’s kids are painting eggs for Easter. One looks up and says, “Hey, how do you think the chickens would act around these?” I don’t know,” says the other. … …
Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “What is the chemical formula for water?” Little Johnny replies, “HIJKLMNO”! The teacher, puzzled, asks, “What on Earth are you talking about?” Little Johnny replies, “Yesterday … …