Funny

A man, a squirrel, and 2 bees are going on a road trip. On the road, they run out of gas so the man pulls over. One of the bees … …

A shark swimming under a Bridge sees a Squid swimming towards him: “How ya goin’ Squid?” He said. In a feeble voice, the Squid replied. “Not too good Mr Shark.” … …

Three elderly gentlemen, Eddie, Jenkins and Martin go to the doctor for their memory test. It’s a miracle they remembered the appointment: Anyway, the doctor starts by asking… “Eddie, what … …

An elderly wealthy man walks into a bank New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs … …

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little … …

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their … …

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was … …

Two elderly Irish drinking buddies are sitting at the pub pondering on the future. One says to the other, “You know Mr. O’Shea, we’ve had great sport together for many … …

An arrogant professor boards a plane and gets a seat beside an old man. Mid-flight, the professor decides to play a game with the old man and prove he’s intellectually … …

The ninety-five-year-old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. “How are you feeling?” the visitor asked. “Oh,” said the lady, “I’m just … …