A Lady Fixed Her Husband A Special Meal For His Birthday.
A lady fixed her husband a special meal for his birthday. After dinner she fixed him a pitcher of martinis then poured him a drink. Then she left to pick … …
Kevin Adams
A Man With An Elephant Walks Into A Movie Theatre.
One day a man with an elephant walks into a movie theatre: “I’m afraid I can’t let your elephant in here, sir.” The manager says. “Oh, I assure you, he’s … …
An Eagle Swoops Down From The Sky.
An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle’s butt and … …
An Old Man Murphy Showed Up At Mass.
An Old Man Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He’d never been to church in his life: After Mass, … …
A Man Was Complaining To The Old Lady.
An old lady, a difficult independent, use to sit on a bench in a park to feed the pigeons. One day, she brought with her a whole bun of fresh … …
Little Johnny Was Back To School After The Holidays. –
Little Johnny was back to school after the holidays. After a few days, his teacher called up Little Johnny’s father as he was not behaving in school. Here’s the … …
A Husband And Wife Went To Have Dinner At A 5-Star Restaurant. –
A Husband And Wife Went To Have Dinner At A 5-Star Restaurant As the waiter comes with their food, the husband says “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat it!” … …
An Elderly Snake Went To The Doctor And Told Him. –
An elderly snake went to the doctor and told him: “Doc, my eyesight is so bad, I can’t see to hunt any more. I think I need a pair … …
A Woman Came Home, Screeching Her Car Into The Driveway.
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your … …
Alan Saw A Homeless Man.
Alan Saw a homeless man & He asked him if I gave him $20 would you buy booze? He said no he hadn’t had a beer in years. Then Alan … …