A Couple Lives Outside Buffalo.
A couple lives outside Buffalo and is used to preparing for large snowstorms. One of the preparations for many years has been tuning in to the local radio station at … …
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A Retiring Farmer Needed To Rid His Farm Of Animals.
A retiring farmer needed to rid his farm of animals in preparation for selling his land. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the … …
An Elderly Couple Who Were Childhood Sweethearts Had Married.
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighbourhood and are celebrating their sixtieth wedding anniversary. They walk down the street to their … …
Wife Calls A Husband.
H – “Hello?” W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” H – “Yes.” W – “Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. … …
Once Upon A Time Their Was Three Bears.
Once upon a time their was three bears. They decide to take a walk in the woods as their porridge cools. When they get back they are surprised. Daddy bear … …
A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar.
A blind man walks into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot on his shoulder. “Hey,” the bartender exclaimed, “No animals are allowed in here!” “We’re … …
An Old Man Walks Up To The Counter.
An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop holding an old, weathered guitar: “I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar, how much do you think … …
An Old Man Stranded On A Deserted Island.
One day an old man, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon. “It’s certainly not a ship”, he … …
Johnny Was Brought To Court.
Johnny was brought to court on charges of drunken driving. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and … …
Wife Questioned Her Husband About His New Secretary.
Wife: I heard you have a new secretary today? Husband: yes. Wife: Is she smart? Husband: yes. Wife: Is she pretty? Husband: yes. Wife: How did she dress today? Husband:Very … …