Guy Runs Over A Rooster While Driving Near The Farm.
A man is driving past a farm when he runs over a rooster. He feels bad about it, so he collects the rooster and goes to knock on the door … …
Kevin Adams
Brendan Had Spent A Week Visiting His Family.
Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport: After verifying his seat number … …
A Husband Went To The Police Station.
A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back … …
Husband Talked To His Wife.
Husband to Wife: Tomorrow is your birthday. What gift would you like ? Wife: A Giraffe ! Husband: Darling, please be reasonable. Where do I get a giraffe from? … …
A Little Boy Was Waiting For His Mom Outside.
A delightful, angelic little boy Johnny was waiting for his mom outside the ladies’ room of the gas station: A man approached him and asked. “Sonny, can you tell … …
Alan’s Wife Called Him As He Was At In The Pub.
Alan’s wife called him as he was at in the pub last night. “I’ve cooked dinner,” she screamed, “And if you’re not home within 20 minutes I’m going to … …
Paddy Hates His Wife’s Cat.
Paddy hates his wife’s cat so much he drives it to the next town and dumps it there. When he gets home, the cat was there. The next day he … …
A Little 10-Year-Old Girl Was Walking Home.
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, … …
An Elderly Man Told His Wife.
An elderly man told his wife, Honey we have done everything in our life except ride in an aeroplane. Let’s do it, she said ok. They went to the airport … …
An Old Man Crashed His Car.
An old man with hearing problems crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and says “Give … …