Kevin Adams

A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Johnny, want to play Mummies and Daddies?” He says, … …

A famous art collector is walking through the middle of London. When he notices a rather tatty-looking cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and … …

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a supermarket and said, “I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” … …

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers. “Yes,” he said. “I do. My father taught me.” “Good. What comes after three.” “Four,” answered the boy. “What comes … …

On the first day, God created the dog and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For … …

Peter: “I hate this time of the year. My wife and I can never agree on the holidays. I want to travel to exotic places, stay in 5-star hotels, dance, … …

Little Johnny’s teacher was giving a lesson in developing logical thinking. “This is the scene”, said the teacher. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of … …

As a group of frogs was traveling through the woods, two of them fell into a deep pit. When the other frogs crowded around the pit and saw how deep … …

A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a little wager?” he said, flashing some large bills around. “I’ve got $500.00 here that says my … …

An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, “You re pretty good with … …