A Duck Walks Into A Bar.
A duck walks into a bar one day waddle over and waddles over to the bartender, the duck asks “got any lunch?” Bartender replies back “sorry this is a bar … …
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A Horse Is In A Pub.
A horse in a pub having a few beers when he spots a donkey in the corner, so he goes over for a chat…. The donkey asks “What do you … …
Two Police Officers Saw An Old Woman Staggering Out A Local Bar.
Two police officers saw an old woman staggering out a local bar, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her … …
Little Boy Johnny Was Attending His First Wedding.
A little boy Johnny was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the Johnny responded. His cousin was … …
The Devout Cowboy Lost His Favourite Bible.
The devout cowboy lost his favourite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its … …
Little Johnny Ran Into The House.
Little Johnny ran into the house, crying his eyes out. His Mum asked him what the problem was. “Dad and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish, a … …
An Elderly Gentleman Was In The Kitchen.
An elderly gentleman was in the kitchen and had taken down the wall clock, placing it on the floor in front of him. Then he turned on the kitchen radio … …
An Elderly Mother To A Nursing Home.
One day a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, … …
An Elderly Typist, Just Starting Work For The Day.
A typist, just starting work for the day, noticed that the crack in her window pane had got noticeably longer, so she rang up the maintenance department and reported it … …
A Man Is Getting Into The Shower.
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs … …