Kevin Adams

  A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship, and ordered a Scotch, with two drops of water. The bartender gave her the drink, and she said, “I’m … …

  A husband was unhappy with his wife’s recent figure after giving birth to their firstborn child… Just weeks after returning home from the hospital, the husband was walking behind … …

  A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy … …

  “Do you like my dress?” A little girl asked of a woman passing by. “My mommy made it just for me,” she said with a tear in her eye. … …

  This Will Blow Your Mind. After a round of golf, Four older ladies sat around the clubhouse chatting. After noticing them, a regular golf pro approached them and asked: … …

  A little old lady went to the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank … …

  -Dad, today I got 4 F’s at school Dad gets frustrated: -Why, what have you done, what subjects? Little Johnny: English, Maths, PE and Religion. Dad: OK, how did you get an … …

  A little bird fell out of the nest and went to explore the surrounding world. Soon he meets a large, hairy animal and asks: “Hello, I’m a little bird. … …

  A dad was having a conversation with his 8 year old son Little Johnny about what he would like to be when he grew up. He went over many … …

  An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully … …