Kevin Adams 
“Hello?” “Hi, honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” “No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey, … …
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice – picnic tables, horseshoe courts, … …
Sixth-grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: “Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?” Mary stands … …
There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks: Rufus and Clarence. They lived on opposite sides of the river and they hated each other. Every … …
Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?” Little Johnny: “Meat!” Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?” Little Johnny: “Bacon!” Teacher: “Great! And what does … …
The teacher put a question to the class: “What does a cat have that no other animal A number cried in unison: “Fur!” But an objector raised the point … …
A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. Excited, he jumps out of the … …
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. “What’s the story this time, Jones?” he … …
A modern-day an old cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He’s crawling through the sand, certain that he … …
Little Johnny goes into a bar and sees a sign that says $200 if you can make the horse laugh! So Little Johnny goes over to the bartender and … …