A Pig Walks Into A Pub.
A pig walks into a pub. He goes up to the bar and sees a curious-looking bottle bubbling away with mist emanating from the top. Slightly flummoxed he asks … …
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An Old Canadian in Paris
An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on … …
Young Boy Is Called An Idiot At The Hair Salon
We often think of children as being young, naive and innocent but in a way, that is what adds to their charm. It is something that we appreciate about … …
Man’s Parrot Won’t Stop Swearing And Ends Up In The Freezer.
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth … …
Little Johnny Asks His Mother About Her Chest.
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest!?” Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask … …
Two Elderly People Flirt With Each Other At A Seniors’ Singles Bar
One night two old people were at a seniors’ singles bar. The two started to hit it off and began flirting with each other. After a few drinks, the … …
Student Has Hilarious Reply When Teacher Questions Her Drawing
1. A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork. As she got to one little girl … …
Husband Decides He’s Going To Be “The Man Of The House” But His Wife Has Other Plans
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be The Man Of Your House.” He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now … …
A Man Walks Into A Restaurant With A Full-grown Ostrich Behind Him.
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich bird behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, ‘A hamburger, fries and a coke,’ … …
A Blonde Woman Is Asked to Take Two Chimpanzees to the San Diego Zoo
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to … …