Teacher Asked The Little Johnny.
Teacher: “What’s your Mom’s name?” 4-year-old kid: “Mom’s last name must be Darling because that’s what Daddy calls her every time….” Teacher: “That’s so sweet. What’s her first name then?” … …
Teacher: “What’s your Mom’s name?” 4-year-old kid: “Mom’s last name must be Darling because that’s what Daddy calls her every time….” Teacher: “That’s so sweet. What’s her first name then?” … …
A wife asked her husband to describe her. He said, ‘You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K’. She said, ‘What does that mean?’ He said, … …
The animals of the forest are having a meeting. For months on end, there was one big party and the forest looks like the end of spring break. Vomit … …
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe when the owner asked for the money. “I’m not paying,” said the duck. “I’ve only got one bill and I’m … …
Once a software engineer saw a bull pulling a cart and the farmer was sleeping peacefully in that cart. He was very surprised to see this scene and without … …
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him. … …
A group of 30-year-old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waiters there … …
Little Johnny : Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl. Father : That’s great son. Who is she? Son : It’s Sandra, the neighbour’s … …
The church held a “Marriage Seminar” and the Priest asked Luigi, as his 50th wedding anniversary approached, to share some insight into how he managed to stay married to the same … …
An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother … …