John Walks Into His 5th Floor Apartment.
John walks into his 5th floor apartment after a long day of work, he exhaustively sinks into his favorite arm chair, puts up his footrest, turns on the TV, and … …
Kevin Adams
A Teacher Realized One Of His Students Had Just Stayed.
On a break time, a teacher realized that one of his students had just stayed idle like a desolated statue. Wanting to at least cheer him up, the teacher went … …
A Very Tall Coconut Tree And There Are 4 Animals.
There was a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion , a Chimpanzee , a Giraffe , and a Squirrel , who pass by. They … …
A Male Mosquito To Its Wife.
A Male mosquito to its wife: Male Mosq: Darling I will hunt a Lion for you.. Female Mosq: Ok fine, now go to sleep Male Mosq: I will bite an … …
Lisa Bought A Donkey From A Farmer.
Lisa bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. In the morning he drove up and said, ‘Sorry , but … …
A Teacher Is Teaching Third Graders.
A Teacher is teaching third Graders and asks them to names some big animals in Africa . Teacher: Name some big animals in Africa . Kevin: ELEPHANT. Teacher: Very good, … …
A Couple Of Old Guys Were Golfing.
A couple of old guys were golfing, when one mentioned that he was going to go to Dr. T for a new set of dentures the next morning. His elderly … …
Husband Is Going For A 3-Day Church Conference.
The husband tells the wife that he is going to a 3-day church conference. Wife packs his bag, prepares breakfast for him and says, “Darling, let’s pray together before you … …
A Hound Dog Lays In The Yard.
“Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?” a jogger asks. The old man looks over his newspaper and replies, “Nope.” As soon as the jogger enters the yard, the … …
The Old Lady Goes To The Doctor.
Doctor: “What seems to be the problem today Madam” ..?? Female Patient: “Help Me Doctor, I’ve got the Farts. I mean I Fart all the time,” The Doctor nods, “Hmmm.” … …