A Jersey-Less Hero On The Football Field.
An earwig was in the football team as a sub and they were drawing. One of his teammates got injured and the coach told the earwig to go on. … …
Kevin Adams
Johnny Is Always Being Teased By Boys.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighbourhood boys for being stupid. Their favourite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime … …
Tim Bring His Wife A Little Gift.
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. “How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed … …
Three Old Ladies Were Sitting At The Dinner Table.
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in … …
A Girl Was Pampering A Horse.
A girl was pampering a horse with her hand while watching display of the horses, suddenly she touched the gen!t@@@@@@1 of the horse. The excited horse screeched, jumped and … …
A Little Girl Was Leading Her Dog.
A little girl was leading her dog through the park when an old man stopped her, saying, “That’s sure a pretty dress you’re wearing.” The little girl smiled, “Thank … …
L.Johnny’s Class Had A Spelling Exercise.
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and to help … …
Dave Took Mary Out For A Romantic Dinner.
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in … …
Little Johnny And His Mum Are In Church.
Little Johnny and his mum are in church, and Little Johnny turns to his mum and says: “Mum, I feel sick.” Mum says.” Well, go out side and find … …
A Man Gets Up One Morning.
A man gets up one morning to find his wife already in the kitchen cooking. He looks to see what she’s cooking, and sees one of his socks in … …