Kevin Adams

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,’ I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.’ The driver says, ‘Gee, officer, I had it on cruise … …

Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a cond0m: Johnny’s father, in an attempt to … …

A farmer arranges with his neighbor to have the neighbor bring his bull over to inseminate the farmer’s cow. While the bull is doing the business with the cow, The … …

In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful. … …

An old man is on his deathbed and calls all his family and the priest. He says to his first son “I want you to have all the property in … …

An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sunrise. He sees the neighbor’s kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells out … …

A Man was going to the county fair one day with a pig under one arm and a chicken under one arm, and a basket on his head. He came … …

A farmer is in the middle of plowing his field when his tractor runs out of gas. He needs to get back to the farm, but it’s too far for … …

Twin sisters in a Newfoundland Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of … …

  Grandpa was telling his young grandson what life was like when he was a boy. “In the winter we’d ice skate on our pond. In the summer we could … …