A Young Couple Moves Into A New Neighbourhood.
A young couple moves into a new neighbourhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, The young woman sees her neighbour hanging the wash outside… “That laundry is … …
Kevin Adams
When An Elderly Woman Visits Her Doctor.
An elderly woman went to her doctor, complaining about not being able to hear out of one ear. The doctor then took his penlight, looked in her ear, then … …
When ‘Adult Things’ Take a Hilarious Turn.
Yesterday I received a friend request from a young attractive guy, about 19-20 years old: I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be … …
A Horse Is In A Pub Having A Few Beers.
A horse in in a pub having a few beers when he spots a donkey in the corner, so he goes over for a chat…. The donkey asks “What … …
A Lady Walks Into A Bar With A Goose.
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says: “Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?” … …
A Couple Are Sitting In Their Living Room
A couple are sitting in their living room, sipping wine. Out of the blue, the wife says, “I love you.” “Is that you or the wine talking?” asks the … …
Johnny’s Preschool Class Went On A Field Trip
Little Johnny’s preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station: The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class….. “Does anyone … …
A Woman In A Supermarket.
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all sorts of things. … …
An Airbus 380 Is On Its Way Across The Atlantic.
An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears. The … …
It’s A Guy’s First Day In Prison.
It’s a guy’s first day in prison and he’s not taking to it very well. He’s off in the corner with that thousand-yard stare, hugging himself and rocking back and … …