An Old Man On Crowded Bus.
An old man on crowded bus has trouble finding a seat. The bus careened down the avenue, shaking the passengers from left to right, and the old man, unable … …
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An Elderly Couple Visits A Doctor.
An elderly couple visits a doctor The doctor says to the old man, “I’ll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample.” The old man says, … …
A Woman Saw An Ad In The Local Newspaper.
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog … …
Two Dogs Are Sitting In A Bar.
Two dogs are sitting in a bar. The first says, “wanna hear a joke?” The second dog says “sure!” The first dog says “knock knock.” The second says… WOOF … …
A Little Girl And A Little Boy Were At Day Care.
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Johnny, want to play Mummies and Daddies?” He … …
This Old Couple Is Celebrating Their Anniversary.
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood and are celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary. They walk down the street to their old … …
Johnny Was Sitting In The Hall Of The School.
Little Johnny was sitting in the hall of the school, bored out of his mind. Suddenly the teacher walked by and he asked her: “How do you put an elephant … …
Wife Called Hubby In Office.
The wife called hubby into the office .. Wife – the window is not opening .. What shall I do ? Hubby – Put some hot water and wait fora … …
A City Girl Marries A Farmer.
Stacy, a city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, before he goes out to the fields, the farmer says to her, “The artificial insemination man is coming to impregnate one … …
A Young Man Was Staying On A Farm.
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt and uncle walked into the kitchen and the young man … …