A Woman Accompanied Her Husband.
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his check-up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from … …
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A Bald Eagle’s Decides To Stop By A Small Lake.
A bald eagle decides to stop by a small lake to get a drink. As he’s drinking another bald eagle lands next to him. He looks at the … …
Two Old Women Are Discussing The Disgusting Habits Of Husbands.
Two old women are discussing the disgusting habits of their husbands. “Even after all these years, my husband will not stop biting his nails,” the first woman explains. “My … …
An Old Man Realized He Needed To Purchase A Hearing Aid.
Morris an old man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. “How much do they cost?” he asked the salesperson. … …
A Man Incapable Of Doing All The Things Around The House.
A man tells his doctor that he’s incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination is over, he says, “Okay, … …
Three Friends, George, Alan And Richard, Die In A Car Crash.
Three friends, George, Alan and Richard, die in a car crash and go to heaven. When they reach the Pearly Gates, St. Peter greets them, giving them the usual … …
An Elderly Joe Was A House Keeper.
An elderly Joe was a housekeeper who had this habit of drinking from his boss’s wine bottle and replacing it with water. The boss, Sam, did suspect him but … …
The Animals Were Sitting Around The Grasshopper’s House.
One Saturday afternoon the grasshopper, the snail, and the centipede were sitting around the grasshopper’s house drinking beer. They ran out of beer before they were ready to quit … …
A Burglar Broke Into A House One Night.
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, … …
Paul Was Ambling Through A Crowded Street Fair.
Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader’s table. Said the mysterious old woman, “For fifteen dollars, I … …